Callsign: Darius137
Name: Dan Mckinlay
Age: 26
Rank: SGT
Location: SW Pdx
Sign: Aries
Hobbies: Ping Pong, cross fit, cross stitch
Signature move: The Pakistani Pumper |
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Callsign: Alex Kaeda
Name: Alex Pearson
Age: 30
Rank: Dirty Leg
Location: Portland underground
Sign: Aries
Hobbies: Crossdressing, Makeup, long walks on the beach, champagne, murder, drugs, alcohol, t-Errorism
Signature move: The shocker |
Callsign: McNair
Name: Josh McNair
Age: 26
Rank: Super General
Location: Portland / Vernonia
Sign: Leo
Hobbies: Bikes, bitches and booze
Signature move: Drinking the night before and not showing up to the game |
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Callsign: Dmitri221
Name: Ben Tannenberger
Age: 24
Rank: ManneSchlampe
Location: Doucheland
Sign: Cancer
Hobbies: German stuff
Signature move: The Hasselhoff |
Callsign: Ollie
Name: Coby Calmettes
Age: 15
Rank: Team Jailbait
Location: Milwaukee
Sign: Cancer
Hobbies: Trolling, Longboarding, Acting, Cooking good stuff
Signature Move: Spewing more profanity than the Navy and the Ollie barrel roll knife kill
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Name: Benjamin Pham
Age: 26
Rank: Photojournalist
Location: Portland
Sign: Year of the dog
Hobbies: Taking pictures of prutty stuff
Signature Move: Flashbang |
Callsign: Zergling
Name: Ben Kaster
Age: 24
Rank: Lance Corporal
Location: Tigard
Sign: Slap-happy
Hobbies: Computer games
Signature Move: Blitz attack |
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Callsign: BSpellings
Name: Brian Spellings
Age: 26
Rank: Insurgent
Location: Albany, OR
Sign: "I'm so drunk"
Hobbies: Breaking up with girls, Owning and training creatures to kill humans
Signature Move: The Dirty Sanchez |
Callsign: C-star
Name:Carly Allen
Age: 25
Rank: ?
Location: The Frozen North
Sign: Authorized Loading and Unloading Zone Only - trespassers will be violated
Hobbies: Taking Names
Signature Move: Kicking Ass |
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Callsign: Nasty
Name: Nicholas Day
Age: 19
Rank: 5-0
Location: Olympia, WA
Sign: Capricorn
Hobbies: F**king up criminals, f**king up Darius' mom
Signature Move: Dunno, ask Darius' mom Wink |
Callsign: Juicemachine
Name: Elliott Juza
Age: 13
Rank: U83R-1337 9WN M4CH33N
Location: LO-Tigard
Sign: Gemini
Signature Move: The "Jesus-Man" |
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Callsign:leeerrroooyyy
Name: jake nowicki
Age: 14
Rank:general=)
Location: bend oregon
Sign: i have the powwwa(he-man i raise my gun straight up in the air) or libra
Signature Move: falcon punch!!! |
