The famed PLA of Oregon are known for their signature blue fancy-shirts. As gentlemen-warriors, the ranks of PLA are filled with a diverse range of Mujahids, all of whom strive towards the aims of PLA Society that are defined in their code of conduct.

Call your hits. Keep your word. Look the apes in the eyes, even if they don't deserve it (you know who you are, Team Terror). If you are dishonourable during a game, you will commit seppuku after the game, preferably after Wendy's.

Note: There is no honor in using a hicap!

You will charge the gates of hell. You will do it with a 265 fps TM Uzi. You will scream and deflate your flabby center. You will be feared. You are fearless.

Every Mujahid of PLA must strive to be educated. The goal is a title on your name. Grampa PLA had over 14 PhD's before he was captured and martyred. He could talk about everything. EVERYTHING. That's interesting, goddammit. PLA chicks dig drawn out conversations on existentialism

A true warrior is dedicated to the cause. What cause? All of them. Stop arguing and just go dedicate. Wait, what?

Don't ask me how this works. You should do it though. It sounds really, totally awesome.